MAKEUP TUTORIAL
I. PUT A BUNCH OF STUFF ON YR FACE
II. GLARE AT EVERYONE
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(Source: pablets, via curtainsforchuffy)
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
(via vieetmort)
someone make me stop eating this pasta
Me
no
I was literally sewn into my prom dress. Mom had to cut the stitches out when I got back home, but I looked like a merman in drag and I was everything I’ve ever wanted to be.

I was driving and then Young Blood started playing as soon as I got to the bottom of the first mountain and it was just

When I got into Hagerstown and got to Caitlin’s house and hung out with her little brother watching cartoons and petting a cat and we get to the top of the parking garage and nevermind the dancers, let’s eat pasta and drink not-wine and have our perfect moment, one of many.

Boom, prom!



And then more driving, and perfectness and asdfgf
